he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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