i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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