And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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