There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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