How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
