so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?