I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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