your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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