D3 body, D1 cock
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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