dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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