Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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