i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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