Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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