I want to stick my p in your. b.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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