what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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