It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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