Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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