I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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