There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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