What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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