Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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