I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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