"it" just moved
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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