dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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