I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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