Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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