so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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