Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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