also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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