i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You coming home soon, man?
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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