she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
where are my eyebrows?
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