Where is the hickey?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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