Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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