I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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