i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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