I wanna bring you to show and tell
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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