Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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