Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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