WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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