Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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