Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
