so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Congratulations! We have a period
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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