From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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