it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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