if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
im holly from the hills drunk
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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