I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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