last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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