summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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