That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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