You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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