Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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