Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
