Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
